“Who Would You Rather Kiss” is quite the game,
Whose rules were passed down from antiquity:
First, one reverses last and Christian name:
So Black Swan‘s star is Portman Natalie.
Next, two by the creators’ names are known
Because with admiration they were rife:
Winona Ryder always is “Winown,”
And Michelle Pfeiffer must be called “Puh-Feiff.”
The final rule is choosing from a pair
Of any your opponents can devise,
Historical celebrities compare-
It’s quite a pleasant mental exercise.
Who would you rather kiss: Sinatra Frank,
Or would you go for Williams Junior Hank?