If walking shoes don't make your feet feel whole, For heaven's sake, don't buy them! Don't get pissed And try to shame a shameless Twitter troll, Especially if she's a journalist. When changing purses, don't forget your wallet, And always keep to-do lists close at hand. Plug-in expired? Have IT re-install it- The next time … Continue reading May 20: More Life Lessons
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January 14: Life Lessons 3,284,925 to 3,284,934
Keep dogs away from bushes on your walks, For food and varmints draw them by the nose. With rubber boots, eschew short cotton socks Unless you like them crumpled at your toes. When eating ramen, cool it as you slurp. Gel pads in old brassieres can spring a leak. Horchata plus prosecco equals burps That … Continue reading January 14: Life Lessons 3,284,925 to 3,284,934
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