If walking shoes don’t make your feet feel whole,
For heaven’s sake, don’t buy them! Don’t get pissed
And try to shame a shameless Twitter troll,
Especially if she’s a journalist.

When changing purses, don’t forget your wallet,
And always keep to-do lists close at hand.
Plug-in expired? Have IT re-install it-
The next time that it’s needed won’t be planned.

And should an urgent matter slip your mind,
While waiting on another, what you do
When you remember: call her, but be kind-
It’s probable that she forgot it, too.

Some days, you reach the point at which you’ve had it-
You might as well note lessons while you’re at it.