My uggerblat delivered me a note
All writ in blagcious pildering, which smelt
Of wholded cradgerous, inciting bloat
Which plorped and made each vuvulation melt.
Inveigling proopish fashigoobs with words
Beslavering my varishing physique,
And offering a plungitude of flurds
If only I’d missuage his bludderleak.
But when I folded up this fabberdink,
I saw it was a form ought seven two.
My uggerblat was gullfullish to think
That I would gospingbrap a fardelsmew.
I flurked that cobblequirt where it squilked most.
And that’s why I now occupy his post.