Rumors of my nonexistence have been greatly exaggerated.

I'm not a fan of placeholder posts, and yet I find myself writing one that must do until I populate this blog with useful information about me, my work, interests, political opinions, and/or adorable pet pictures. Thus, I shall strive to make this post as uninformative as possible and not make it at all clear … Continue reading Rumors of my nonexistence have been greatly exaggerated.